From the Cheap Seats: Al Gore, the Official Weatherman of Global Warming

September 25, 2012
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WEATHERMAN: Gore, Maggie Fox (aka Mrs. Sen. Mark Udall), and the folks at CRaP have launched “The Dirty Weather Report,”

So much for science and all that “consensus” business, “Malibu Al” Gore has bills to pay.

The market for the huckster, er, ex-veepster’s “carbon credit” scam has proved as solid as a Barack Obama promise to cut the debt, so he has to gin up a little something.

Hey, he has to pay some big utility bills, you know. And there’s alimony, defense-attorney bills for the kids, it just goes on and on.

So “Malibu Al” and his buddy, Maggie Fox, aka Mrs. Sen. Mark Udall (D-Colo.), have come up with “The Dirty Weather Report,” in which the Climate Reality Project (CraP) is going to do what it accuses “deniers” of perpetrating: Confusing weather with climate.

The Dirty Weather Report, we’re told, will contain reports from around the world, expert commentary from New York City, howling songsters, man-on-the-street gibberish, crowd-sourced videos and so on “about how weather is altering our lives and homes,” and all that jazz.

“We are in a new era where the … extreme weather that is occurring is not fully caused by the natural cycles of time and natural events, but by dirty energy,” Mrs. Fox (Udall) ominously warned.

Notice anything missing? Like maybe some science?

Nah.

At the Climate Reality Project, they don’t need no stinkin’ science.

But they have bills to pay and it’s time to gin up the money machine.

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