Note to some of those who loved the election results: Beware dudes, Big Brother is watching you. So put down the Cheetos and listen up.
Remember how great it felt to punch the buttons for Obama and legal weed?
You remember, Mr. Choom, with his spacious view of the world, the one in which the United States hosts the United Nations and does what the U.N tells it to do? Utopian one world government, no wars, no CO2, everybody gettin’ along, the Postal Service making money.
You remember, that’s why you got up before noon so you could catch a free ride from the Obama babe who offered to take you to “the voting place, wherever?” Funny how she doesn’t call anymore.
Anyway, it now turns out that the UN isn’t quite so hot on legal weed.
Something called the International Narcotics Control Board and some dude named Raymond Yans, who works for it, in Vienna, where they speak Austrian, wants the feds to roll in and tell the homies in Colorado to knock it off with this silly democracy business and ditch Amendment 64. When Colorado voted to make pot legal, we sent “a wrong message to the rest of the nation and it sends a wrong message abroad,” Yans said, possibly in Austrian, which was then translated into English by the Associated Press.
Anyway, Obama’s lawyer dude, Eric Holder, is supposed to take “all necessary measures” to make sure grass doesn’t grow freely in the US of A, if you get the drift.
And we know that Obama likes the UN, so what’s the deal, man? Dude, we don’t know. We thought the UN was a bunch of people who, like collected money on Halloween and stuff like that, for poor kids in Arkansas or some other foreign country.
Good thing we can count on Hickenlooper to tell Obama and UN to back off. Right?
Although Hick does seem awfully quiet. Hmm… Questions, questions.
Go ahead, have some more Cheetos, maybe it will all just go away.