From the Cheap Seats: Snowstorm Buries Global Warming Presser

April 9, 2013
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Environment Colorado’s plans for a global warming press conference were sidelined by, you guessed it, a snowstorm

Environment Colorado, also known as the Colorado chapter of the National Association of the Irony Challenged, is to release a report this week about how global warming – keep that word “warming”  in mind – is endangering Colorado.

Environment Colorado has put together a map that will show us all how many Coloradans live in counties hit by recent weather-related disasters.

Nice to know that Environment Colorado has learned about the Natural Resources Conservation Service and its numbers.

The junior geniuses at Environment Colorado had planned to unveil their map about global warming at a really big press conference – but something unexpected occurred.

The press conference was canceled and the map is to be unveiled via a telephone conference because of,  wait for it … oh yes, you did indeed see this coming:
No press conference because of a blizzard.

Yes.  Unexpected.  In Colorado.  In April, the second-heaviest snow month of the year.

Now if the EC brain trust had the attention span of a squirrel, they would remember that Al Gore has an unfortunate habit of making ponderous announcements about global warming in the middle of snowstorms.

Of course the true believers rarely get the irony, but one would think they would at least feel the cold.

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4 Responses to From the Cheap Seats: Snowstorm Buries Global Warming Presser

  1. wrongheifer
    April 9, 2013 at 11:40 am

    Ahhhhhhhahahahahahahaha! Perfect! Gang Greens Brain Trust..doesn’t amount to a hill of beans.

  2. Bob Terry
    April 9, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    Let’s see …hmmm They found Vikking ruins and farms in Greenland..it is written that this “WAS” the new continent…vineyards etc.. and Global Warming? back then ?? Was them Stinkin Romans..the Gauls.. That Germanic Race. THE NOOOOO The Bronze age.. How we ever survived that… Enviro Colo ..probably live in Dreamland ( Boulder,CO) … and Sun Spots are probably influenced by us as well..and roation and orbit orientation… AND DAMN IT Its George Bush’s fault. Thats all we need to know …hey let’s get Professor DeGette..to add into this as well…see always a solution always an answer.. GAG… sorry anybody get hurt ?

  3. Robert Wykoff
    April 9, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    Ahhh, for some reason stories of the Gore Effect always “warm” my heart

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