Environment Colorado, also known as the Colorado chapter of the National Association of the Irony Challenged, is to release a report this week about how global warming – keep that word “warming” in mind – is endangering Colorado.
Environment Colorado has put together a map that will show us all how many Coloradans live in counties hit by recent weather-related disasters.
Nice to know that Environment Colorado has learned about the Natural Resources Conservation Service and its numbers.
The junior geniuses at Environment Colorado had planned to unveil their map about global warming at a really big press conference – but something unexpected occurred.
The press conference was canceled and the map is to be unveiled via a telephone conference because of, wait for it … oh yes, you did indeed see this coming:
No press conference because of a blizzard.
Yes. Unexpected. In Colorado. In April, the second-heaviest snow month of the year.
Now if the EC brain trust had the attention span of a squirrel, they would remember that Al Gore has an unfortunate habit of making ponderous announcements about global warming in the middle of snowstorms.
Of course the true believers rarely get the irony, but one would think they would at least feel the cold.