From the Cheap Seats: Cold Temps Put the Chill on Global Warming Theory

December 16, 2013
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 the heaviest snowfall since 1953 covered Jerusalem and the Palestinian territories nearby. Even Cairo got hit with the most white stuff since King Tut.

The heaviest snowfall since 1953 covered Jerusalem and the Palestinian territories. Even Cairo got hit with the white stuff.

A winter snowstorm stretching 1,000 miles across the United States giving the chills to 110 million people.

Snowfall surpassing last year’s levels, such as in Philadelphia, now up to more than 10 inches of snow.

Speaking of snow, the heaviest snowfall since 1953 covered Jerusalem and the Palestinian territories nearby. Even Cairo got hit with the most white stuff since Tut got a snootful and careened into another chariot.

In east Antarctica, which, contrary to the doomsayings of the ProgLuddites, is growing as the poles grow cold instead of shrinking under a warming scenario, scientific types said they recorded a temperature of minus 135.8 . No, that’s not Biden’s IQ, it’s a real temperature and it’s a record that shouldn’t happen, what with all this global warming going on.

So, with these kinds of portents in the air, primitive societies would resort to burnt offerings, human sacrifices and the occasional shunning.

So it is with the Green Lobby, who, while they might have an unhealthy interest in your daughters, are more immediately interested in grubbing some serious cash.

On the latter score, there are few if any who can equal the skills of Mr. Maggie Fox, aka Sen. Mark Udall, who has never let a make-believe crisis go to waste.

So, in the face of the cold-climate phenomena above, Udall has sent out a missive asking for money, more money, and yes, more money..

Udall’s latest missive declares that “Climate change is real,” and by “climate change” he means “global warming.”

He won’t use the latter term because of the level of ridicule to which he stands to be justifiably ridiculed, so he opts for the euphemism of “climate change.”

And that keeps the money rolling in.

Oh, he also says that this GOP opposition should be pinned down on where they stand on “global warming.”

Cheap Seats would like to see him cop to how much he depends on the wife’s 250 large from the Climate Reality Project, (CRaP).

In fact, Cheap Seats can’t help but wonder — just who claims who as a dependent on the Udall-Fox joint tax return?

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